The cavalry rode out at dawn
With sabers drawn and boots pulled on.
The history books leave out one part:
They drank their water. Very smart.
So here I stand in faded green,
Just one more guy with a canteen.
I raise my bottle. Here’s the plan:
Just never stop. Be water, man.
I couldn’t get my fruit delivered.
The checkout robot sat and dithered.
But water? Water’s always near.
Drink up, my friends. See you next year.
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